Utopia is Here
uglyrenaissancebabies:

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
I don’t think you’re ready for this
'Cause my booty's too Bubblicious for ya, babe
(submitted by britishmiraclediet)

uglyrenaissancebabies:

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

I don’t think you’re ready for this

'Cause my booty's too Bubblicious for ya, babe

(submitted by britishmiraclediet)

sailorfailures:

Sailor Moon says

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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yes hello i'd like to commission a picture of you beating me up irl, i have a camera so please let's make this happen just no murder please

seadeepspace:

fine, i’ll leave murder on the table. jeeeeez.

pissyeti:

HOLY SHIT so i have wanted to do this for ages.
this is a giveaway for PIZZA. the winner will receive up to $30 worth of pizza and pizza products (fizzy drinks, breadsticks, etc) delivered to their front fuckin’ door. I WILL PAY THE TIP AND EVERYTHING. 
RULES
1. there is only one winner
2. winner’s gotta be comfortable giving out their address to me (obviously since i cannot have the pizza delivered otherwise)
3. the pizza company will be chosen by myself (with obvious input from the winner as i have no idea what kinds of pizza places will be around said winner’s abode)
4. REBLOGS ONLY
5. winner has 24 hours to get back to me about said pizza-ing otherwise i choose someone else
6. toppings need to be kept to a sensible amount ok
7. giveaway ends September 30th
8. due to the logistics of this thing it needs to be US residents only SORRY GUYS
GO FORTH AND PIZZA

look, I just really like pizza, don’t judge me

pissyeti:

HOLY SHIT so i have wanted to do this for ages.

this is a giveaway for PIZZA. the winner will receive up to $30 worth of pizza and pizza products (fizzy drinks, breadsticks, etc) delivered to their front fuckin’ door. I WILL PAY THE TIP AND EVERYTHING. 

RULES

1. there is only one winner

2. winner’s gotta be comfortable giving out their address to me (obviously since i cannot have the pizza delivered otherwise)

3. the pizza company will be chosen by myself (with obvious input from the winner as i have no idea what kinds of pizza places will be around said winner’s abode)

4. REBLOGS ONLY

5. winner has 24 hours to get back to me about said pizza-ing otherwise i choose someone else

6. toppings need to be kept to a sensible amount ok

7. giveaway ends September 30th

8. due to the logistics of this thing it needs to be US residents only SORRY GUYS

GO FORTH AND PIZZA

look, I just really like pizza, don’t judge me

O Hai Becca!
Anonymous

seadeepspace:

seadeepspace:

>panicking 
whosisthis

WHO IS THIS.
LE IS THIS YOU?!

sry no fell asleep early

trungles:

wetmattos:

trungles:

Okay but really though…

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There is not nearly enough intimacy porn — it’s all power dynamics and cock worshipping. Even in gay porn, anything that doesn’t focus on penetration or domination is some kind of fetish or kink porn, most of which is still pretty focused on power dynamics. The most erotic part of porn to me though is the part in beginning where dudes are just makin’ out and having fun and enjoying being with each other. Then things get weird and performative and it’s just rote pornography. Pornography is the most fun to watch when people are having fun with each other though, when they at least seem like they’ve forgotten they’re being filmed and are just happy to be with each other. I don’t usually consume erotic comics, just live pornography, so that’s the only medium I can really comment on. I don’t know how it would even translate — just that intimacy and people having fun is a way bigger turn on than people just whipping out their dick and stickin it in some kinda hole the other person’s got.

I also don’t think about pornography or depictions of sex as much as I do actual sex, so these are pretty underdeveloped thoughts.

I just realized that "Famous Racists" is a legit Scattergories category if you're making your own cards.

yoisthisracist:

Weird

"Any famous white person" is a really broad category

massartlegacy:

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